Pet Portrait — Folk Linocut
Pet Portrait — Folk Linocut
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Bathroom Pet Portrait — Black & White Linocut

On the throne with the paper rolled, meeting your eye.

Optional — leave it blank for no name.

SupportCA$66.00
Dimensions
FrameNo frame

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Free preview, no card. Pay only if you love it.

Add a photo of each pet

About Bathroom Pet Portrait — Black & White Linocut

Funny custom pet portrait from your photo: your dog or cat in the bathroom, as a black & white linocut print. Every household has a creature who follows you into the bathroom. This piece gives them the throne. Your pet sits upright on the closed lid of a toilet in a mid-century tiled bathroom, a newspaper rolled into a tight baton held against the chest, and meets your eye with great seriousness.

Folk Linocut handles the joke with a straight face of its own. The tiles become a crisp grid of carved lines, window light radiates in engraved rays, and the fur is set in dense black strokes on cream. Pulp Noir plays the same scene with hard shadows and pink tiles; this folk linocut bathroom pet portrait stays calm and graphic. Our AI creates it from your photos for a powder room, a guest bathroom or a friend with a dry wit.

Prices start at CA$61.00: Canvas from CA$61.00 (8″×10″) and Framed Poster from CA$82.00 (8″×10″).

How it works

  1. Choose your styles

    Pick the looks you want to see and, where it matters, the pose.

  2. Add your pets

    A card for each pet, with one to three clear photos; a well-lit face with visible eyes matters most.

  3. See your portraits

    They appear on this page within a couple of minutes; choose the size, paper or canvas, and frame.

  4. Only pay if you fall for one

    No deposit, no obligation — if none of the designs feels right, you owe nothing.

  5. We print and ship

    We start printing as soon as you order. Making it takes 2–5 business days, then it ships from the print partner nearest you.

Questions, answered

Do I pay anything before I see my piece?

No. Seeing your piece is free and needs no card. You only pay if you order a print.

How is my piece made?

With AI. Image models create new artwork from your photos and details, guided by styles our team designs and tests. No one reviews it before you do, so what you see on the page is what we print.

How long does it take?

Your first piece usually appears on this page in a minute or two, and the other print shapes and sizes follow a few minutes later. Add your email if you want them saved to an account.

What if it isn't quite right?

Change the style, a photo or the wording and try again — it's free. Nothing is printed until you order.

What if my print arrives damaged or misprinted?

Tell us within 14 days of delivery, with your order number and a photo, and we'll reprint it or refund you, whichever you prefer. You don't need to send it back. You approve the exact design before you order, so a print that doesn't match it counts as a misprint. Because each piece is made to order, we can't take it back if you change your mind.

What happens to my photos?

We use them only to create your pieces. They stay private to you and are sent to Google's Gemini image service to generate the artwork. Photos you add but never submit are deleted after 7 days.

What sizes and formats can I order?

Your piece is prepared in the print shapes it suits, so you can pick what fits your wall. We offer a wide range of portrait, landscape and square formats from 6×6″ to 40×60″ — framed paper prints, canvas or framed canvas, or metal prints.

How long does printing take?

Printing takes 2–5 business days once you order, then your print ships from the print partner nearest you.

Is the bathroom scene tasteful enough for a guest bathroom?

It is played straight. The lid is closed, your pet is simply sitting upright holding a rolled newspaper, and the scene is set up with nothing crude in it. The humor comes from a dignified pose in an unlikely setting, which is why it works as a talking point in a powder room or guest bathroom.

How is this different from the Pulp Noir bathroom portrait?

The scene is the same: the tiled bathroom, the rolled newspaper, the deadpan stare. Folk Linocut keeps to black ink on cream with carved-looking lines and a calm, graphic finish. Pulp Noir adds hard shadows, pale yellow highlights and a touch of pink in the tiles, so it feels more cinematic and dramatic.

What kind of photo works best?

A sharp, well-lit photo where the face fills the frame and both eyes are visible. Daylight beats flash; eye level beats looking down. One good photo is enough — two or three from different angles help.

Can you put more than one pet in the same portrait?

Yes — add a card for each pet, up to five, with their own photos. They do not need to have been photographed together: each animal comes from its own pictures and we compose them into one portrait.

Will it look like my pet, or like a generic dog in that style?

Like yours. The style sets the medium and the mood; the face, markings and expression come from your photos. If a detail is off, add a clearer photo or a note and try again — it's free, and nothing is printed until you order.

I'd like a portrait of a pet who has passed away. Do old photos work?

They do. Scanned prints and older phone photos are fine as long as the face is visible.

What occasions is a custom pet portrait for?

Birthdays, gotcha-day anniversaries, a new puppy or kitten, a gift for the pet parent who has everything — and memorials for a pet who is no longer here. A custom pet portrait is what people give when flowers feel too small.

How much does it cost?

Seeing your piece is free — you only pay if you order a print. Prints start at CA$61.00, and the exact price of each size and finish is shown on this page.

  • See it before you pay

    Your piece appears right on this page, in the print shapes and sizes it suits — free, no card needed.

  • Ready in minutes

    Your first piece usually appears within a minute or two; the other sizes follow a few minutes later.

  • Made with AI, in our styles

    AI creates new artwork from your photos and details, in styles our team designs and tests.

  • Printed to order

    Pick between paper prints, canvas or metal prints — framed or unframed.